I hope you didn't think this was a "thing"... oh, god. this is awkward.

Maybe what I'll do is just post every three months, because I'm trying to keep it chill. I don't want commitment right now. I really hope I didn't lead you on.

What follows is... drumroll please... the PRE-LABOR-DAY-SUMMER-RECAP-DELICIOUS-RECAPATHON!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAH! Ohmygod you are SO excited to read this!

Summer 2007: an acrostic poem

Sauce-filled, because I love barbecue, especially when it's free/above 100th street
Uhhhhhhhhhmazing, because also I love ridiculous intonation spelled out in word form, and because there are no a's
Monumental, because I didn't really do anything worth writing about, and yet here I am, acrosticking the night away
Musical, because I'm a nerd, and because I'm pretty much almost a full-on rock star
Enlightening, because I learned how to read again
Randy, because bring that word back, people miss it

Revolutionary, beacuse I mentioned my planned rebellion of the proletariat (read: me), like, a million times
Umbrella'd, because it rained a lot, and I lost my shoe in the 157th street river
Lugubrious, because no one needs an excuse to use that kind of language
Zandy, because I went to the beach. Get it? Like "sand."
Extra-awesome-tastic! Because it's summer!

But now summer is over and we, much like my hair, must get serious. We must put away our white hotpants and figure out what we're doing with our lives. We must waste no more time dilly-dallying or coming home at 4:30 am on a Wednesday morning, for we must pretend to be grown ups, because we are now 24, and that is pretty much very grown up. We must not spend too much time on 'blogging' or 'narcissism' or 'exhibitionism'. And we must put away the whimsical acrostic poems until next summer.

Be well, my reader(s). I'll see you the next time I get lonely, but this doesn't mean we're a couple. I'm telling you this for your own good.

xoxoxoxox

Kitten In Shoe